Monday, August 20, 2012

Are You Too Dumb to Run For Office?



On Fox News, in this clip Meghan Kelly  was asking their typical cadre of loud mouths for hire this question: "If you don't know who the President of the United States is, should you be allowed to vote?" I have some better questions that need to be asked. I think it much much much more important to question the intelligence of the people we elect rather than trying to smear voters. Now doing my best Jeff Foxworthy here they are.

  1. If you think there is a type of rape that is illegitimate, you might be too dumb to run for public office.
  2. If you think a woman can't get pregnant by being raped, you might be too dumb to run for public office.
  3. If you think critical thinking is a bad thing, you might be too dumb to run for public office.
  4. If you think the Universe is 6,000 years old, you might be too dumb to run for public office.
  5. If you think evolution is just a theory but don't know what theory means,  you might be too dumb to run for public office.
  6. If you think getting an education makes you a snob, you might be too dumb to run for public office.
  7. If you think an Earthquake is God trying to call your attention to the deficit, you might be too dumb to run for public office.
  8. If you think vaccines cause mental retardation, you might be too dumb to run for public office.
  9. If you think dog fighting is a legitimate sport because the bible says so, you might be too dumb to run for public office.
  10. If you think Global Warming was invented by Al Gore and is a Communist Plot, you might be too dumb to run for public office.
It's sad to say, no make that tragic that we have people this dumb making decisions that effect 330 million Americans, but we do...

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